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Rabu, 10 Agustus 2016

Orang jawa lebih hitech

Humor sore: Long before people invented terms like e-learning, e-banking, e-book, e-health, e-commerce, e-mail, etc, Javanese people were the pioneers of those "e"s. 👍👍👍

Here are some of those "e" terms :

1. *e-mbuh*: disconected from communication due to the inability to figure out something.

2. *e-ndasmu*: high amplitude anger, full of energy transfered orally to others.

3. *e-alah*: a status quo created due to the incompatibility between the principles held by somebody and the reality.

4. *e-ntut*: an invisible, untraceable attack send to an area by biologically naturally created gas. This gas is not eco friendly. 😀

5. *e-dan*: a systemic error at the CPU (central processing unit) embedded inside the head, which causes incapabilities to process data logically.

6. *e-nak*: a conclusion sent out from a sensory system after processing easy, yummy data and or an input.

7. *e-link*: mechanism of the brain retrieving past data.

8. *e-lok*: the look of your partner 15 years ago.

9. *e-nom*: your look 25 years ago.

10. *e-NDANG* : your classmate

11. *e-mber* : agree to something that your friend said

12. *e-mper* : a space for you to sell anything for free,   during Car Free Day

13. *e-yke* : banci calling himself

14. *e-yang* : most wanted person on lebaran day

15. *e-lu* : how to call your friend

16. *e-gepe* : whatever you say laaaahhh.       

17. *e-ladalah* : surprised expression regarding something funny

18. *e-suk* : when the sun  rises

19. *e-ntek* : no more or finished 😅

20. *e-neg*: when you filling bad to someone else😄

#copas

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